Oh and you know your a Loser when you call a Cab for a return trip going to MacDonald s sitting with your sweetheart in the back of a Cab…and it’s Valentines day!

Ooh.. and when the toxic report comes out for our beautiful Whitney Houston, and the doctors are involved.. And you heard it hear..I believe she had a Heart Attach! it is time for people to stand up, and say enough is enough…stay tuned!

My 1 million mile plus PHD..Stands for POT HOLE DODGER..lol

Thank-you Sudbury and Ron

Thank-you
Cabby Ken

This will be the first of many Blogs in 2012, as I do have a lot to talk about..The first being the High Lights of 2011.

Was it the Fare that had Vineral Warts, and was it too anal as to the time she had to get to the Hospital?… No

Was it the Fare that left a blow up doll, and her cell phone in the Cab which I got a call?…..no

Was it the Girlfriend who found out that her boyfriend has always been Gay?…..nope

Was it the Puker?..ya right!..ever been puked on?

Was it the Valentine loser that took his girly friend thru the Drive thru?..that was a good one!

Was it my new Gothic friend?…maybe

Was it…Was it…Was it…nope nope nope and I could go on, and the good news is my fares where not driving!

The Best Fare of 2011 was…

…a beautiful 12 year old girl with her single mom singing Christmas songs on Xmas Eve with the Sunroof open, because Santa decided that December 25 with out snow is not a good thing..

(“,)

What made your 2011 a good one?

Cabby Ken

Every one ready for Halloween??
Got your Pumpkins?

Why do I ask?
Free picture of you and your family @……The Steel Workers 6500 Union Hall in the parking lot on Brady Street below Kelly Lake Building Supplies, next door to Howard Johnston Hotel.
No purchase necessary..
Pumpkins…Corn Stalks…Beets
Open 10am until Dark..every day for the month of October!

Mr. PUMPKEN

Where?… Steel Workers 6500 Union Hall in the parking lot on Brady Street below Kelly Lake Building Supplies, next door to Howard Johnston Hotel.

Buy the BEST..!!
Produce will be Local as much as possible, rest will be Southern Ontario!

Support Local Workers…Percentage of Sales being donated to Local 6500

Thank-you
Mr. Pumpken

Happy Halloween

ABOVE Pictures Say it all...

In the picture, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people.

- For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.

- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.

- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.

- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.

- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.

- Children, the curious, monks and Cabby’s will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..

Did you notice? “what a dog”

I believe it started out west, where a driver would be in a drive thru, look into his or her rear view mirror and see someone of interest. Now this could be an opposite sex attraction, someone having a good day or not. Someone that looks different or interesting..”you get the idea”.

And when you pull up to pay, you ask the cashier what the car behind you just ordered?..maybe it’s a coffee and donute! Now here is where the Random Act of Kindness kicks in. YOU PAY for the car behind YOU!!

What a neat idea! When cabby ken has done this before..guess what happens?..Your day goes 110% better, the car behind you can’t believe it, their day is 120% better, and every body wins!!

Sure beats road rage!!

This would be a great “random act of kindness” for Cabbys in Sudbury to kick off!!

All I can say to this one is most of you are a pleasure to drive you and your food home!…Then you get the ones that do not and i mean do not help..including their useless kids or partners! The fare comes to $5.25 and you have just handled $300 plus grocers twice with no tip!…this one pisses me off. Why?…

…As a cabby we are by law, to give you safe transportation from A to B..that’s it! Most of us including my self will go out of our way to help you…Why? Because as a Cabby if we do not make tips, “we are working for below minimum wage”…and @ the end of the day we rely on our tips just to make ends meet. And with out tips we could not afford to buy our family Meat..(“,)

So please tip a good cabby…OKAY…So back to my title… You Know Your Growing Old When?.Things really matter and nothing has really changed!…except YOU..(“,)

Yup that’s me with the small wipe… Royale is driving this truck “the largest toilet paper in the world”, and its moving!..from Coast to Coast, and all for a great cause..”Brest Cancer research”…and I got free samples of Royale ass wipe and nose wipes, who says advertising doesn’t work!.. I just came back from the grocers and guess what brand I bought?..Amazing who you can meet and see while your secretly trying to wipe your ass or other on the road..(“,)…

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab.

“What’s wrong with you Luv, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

“I’ll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from”.
“Well if you’re not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?”

“Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with.”

It doesn’t require thinking, and the more dead body’s and guts and glory behind your T.V set the better..Right?

Cabby Ken picks up a fare @ Science North Imax, and the opening words were…”my Life has changed”!
After a few snippets of the movie…Cabby Ken goes to the Imax…and here is the neat part, I was the only one in the I think “250 seat 3d theater”! Talk about neat!..Had the best seat..want to know which one? I got to travel thru space all by myself!

Well long of short, my life has changed.

I invite you to substance and reality..please go and see Science Norths Imax  3D movie  Hubble 3D…. at   http://sciencenorth.ca

How did this 3d movie change my life?… Well I used to look up to the stars when I was a child..and for some reason I new there was life after death. Don’t ask me how?.. I just new, and Hubble 3D nailed it for me!

Do you know how many Stars there are?.. Take a handful of sand, now take one grain of sand and put it aside.

There are more Stars in the universe than there are Grains of Sand on the entire Planet Earth! Oh, and Planets circle these stars just like ours!

When someone or some organization says “we are the only ones here”…Please tell them to get their frigging head out of the Sand!

I will be updating this one, as i have just purchased a kick ass Telescope

http://cabbyken.com

Life after death?

Happy Mileage

Note: ..its may 20th/2011..and it can’t be the end of the world on may 21/2011.. because I just found a can of soup with an expiry date of 2014.. (“,)

P.S.. In my next life I will be a Taxi Driver on Planet Zion..I’ll be driving an electron portapotty transporter! And the meter will start @ 15,000 quid.

3 of them to be exact

Okay! Cabby Ken did a very scientific poll right from the drivers seat of his hack..And I asked most people..did not matter if they where drunk, sober, plain stupid, or other..I really did ask most of my fares in the last week if they thought Bin Laden was dead or Alive?

Here’s the results: 64% said they do not trust the US government and this was a set up to boost Obama’s ratings..”which it did over night by almost 15%” .. 24% said that he deserved it, and they where glad he was gone..some fish food for thought!

www.binladenstakeout.com

10% told me that they where not sure that he was dead..”and they think they  saw Bin Laden driving a Cab?”!

Hey slow down Bin! Your spilling my drink!

Okay: my unquestionable scientific poll leaves 2% left. Guess what most my of Saudi Arabia friends said?.. and they go to school right here in Sudbury..most are studying to be Engineers…and I must say they are a good bunch!…we just have to teach them to tip better!… They said he is definitely not DEAD!

Now you can take this as many ways as you want..Is he really  dead? or alive? Cabby Ken believes his mission will live on…Dead or Alive

Your comments? http://binladensnotdead.com