Yes it’s true Cabby Ken now has a PHD, my friends and family are so proud that finally Cabby Ken is amounting to something! It only took 1 million or so miles to do. Yep i can see a pay raise..new home and sweetheart in the future! Oh and you know your a Loser when [...]

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Oh…where to start…first I did not drive all that much in 2011, but when I did do I have stories? oh ya! Careful what you ask for because you will get it “one way or the other”..so again be careful, what you ask for! I think by now everyone knows I am a front seat [...]

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…Well at least until the end of October. Every one ready for Halloween?? Got your Pumpkins? Why do I ask? Free picture of you and your family @……The Steel Workers 6500 Union Hall in the parking lot on Brady Street below Kelly Lake Building Supplies, next door to Howard Johnston Hotel. No purchase necessary.. Pumpkins…Corn [...]

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A practical example of how the human mind works. In the picture, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people. – For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong. – For older men, [...]

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… Now this is something that Sudbury needs!.. And with out even knowing it driving thru drive thrus ..I have been doing just that. a Random act of kindness! What am I talking about? I believe it started out west, where a driver would be in a drive thru, look into his or her rear [...]

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Driving cab..you will always get the grocer run..can’t get away from that. You pull up, pop your trunk, pile out of your cab and pack the goods away..slam the trunk…get in your seat press the meter, and drive. Usually 1 minute away your @ your destination with your fare wondering how much did this cost [...]

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Yup that’s me with the small wipe… Royale is driving this truck “the largest toilet paper in the world”, and its moving!..from Coast to Coast, and all for a great cause..”Brest Cancer research”…and I got free samples of Royale ass wipe and nose wipes, who says advertising doesn’t work!.. I just came back from the [...]

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A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab. “What’s wrong with you Luv, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?” “I’ll not be staring at you lady, I [...]

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…Life!  For you movie goers out there. I am put back as to what most people go to the movies and watch…Shit is what Holly Wood has you watch…Mostly Shit!.. The stuff were you don’t have to think! Just entertain ya! It doesn’t require thinking, and the more dead body’s and guts and glory behind [...]

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Yes Bin Laden was wanted dead or alive by the USA. That was 10 years ago @ a cost of over 1 $ billion ..per year! With a B and a i and a n =.. 10 $ Billion+ dollars spent on just looking for a 6ft-4” guy with a beard,  with obvious security, and [...]

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…and I must say it was a pleasure driving the Duke and Dutches of Cambridge.. One thing that they did not tell me in the Itinerary was they needed an experienced horseman…and not a taxi driver! So thinking on my seat on the red eye over, I made a call to my farmer friend Paul. [...]

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…Last minute invite to Will and Kates Wedding…Apparently their driver is in Detox!..I know low blow, but I will be honored to Taxi them to their Honey Moon destination… The Super 8 Ball Motel here we come!!

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You just never know who will be the next big one! And I’m talking about a young man, who I knew when he was in Diapers! I was best friends with his dad Bob Hack. We lived in Kennabeck, just 15 miles west of New Liskeard On. Bob and I were drinking buddies, hunting and [...]

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Cabby Man driving down road. Cabby Woman driving up same road. They pass each other. Cabby Woman yells out window, PIG! Cabby Man yells out window, BITCH! Cabby Man rounds next curve. Cabby Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies. Thought For the Day: If men would just listen. hee [...]

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Drink…. Don’t Drive….. Dial a Cab!!!

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…..on? Driving Taxi I thought I’ve seen it all, The great Fares, the not so great fares, the generous fares, the cheap fares, the paris hilton fares, the potty mouth fares,the nasty fares, the hilarious fares, the not so hilarious fares, the running fares, the fare that can’t even walk a block fares, the airport [...]

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A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada .” The bartender says, “What do you [...]

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…help you and everyone in the long run. This is where the community and businesses pull together and help friends and love ones in need. Today we are talking about a Sudbury family that has been torn apart by Murder! I am writing this as a friend and co-worker of a beautiful lady named Leonora [...]

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…something for nothing, this is usually the night time drinking crowd! This may of happened to you already but here it goes..Overcrowding of your Cab…tooooo many people per seat belt, and drunk fares are just wanting to go home!..Oh mr. nice cabby we will tip you good says wana fare…and at end of the baby [...]

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…that Sudbury On Canada has the best Taxi Drivers in the World! Yep you may get a bad one…that comes with the territory. On the Hole Sudbury does have the best. I know because I know them! They are neat, good drivers, personality plus, Caring, and great characters!!! Want to meet one?

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