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Driving Taxi I thought I’ve seen it all, The great Fares, the not so great fares, the generous fares, the cheap fares, the paris hilton fares, the potty mouth fares,the nasty fares, the hilarious fares, the not so hilarious fares, the running fares, the fare that can’t even walk a block fares, the airport fares, the charge fares, the fairy fares, The sick fares…Now! any cabby that has done any amount of driving especially on weekend bar rush, has experienced or almost experienced a Puker!

 

Normally a Puker will give you some sort of heads up or warning on what is about to happen.. Well Cabby Ken gets dispatched to a house party at 2 am..Nice Lady not so drunk but significant other sooooooooo drunk.. Now while I’m writing this there was one warning sign….they where very quiet…I just put it off that they may of been fighting…Like couples do when one is drunk and the other wishes they where tooooo!

 

So off we go  over the Paris street bridge… bridge of many flags it Happened!

All I heard was a strange noise like a half squeal, and half upchuck barf  sound “upon reflection he was really trying to hold it back”…I immediately glanced into the rear view mirror as Mr up chuck was chucking, and the only way I can describe what I saw, was have you ever turned on a garden hose with an attachment that you can turn to a setting called Cone.

I immediately felt something warm on the back of my neck and dripping…I was picking out chunks and pieces out of my hair,  tossing them out the now open window along with the Smell

 

The Paris street bridge is not a popular stopping spot, so I had to wait until the other side to pull over safely! Well to make a long story short I had puke all over me and my Cab!.. Want to know what he was eating? Come on I know you DO!

 

 

So now my two lovers and cabby ken  still had 10 miles to drive!…Shit it was  quite a smelly one…but hey I did not loose it..(“,)

See I did not loose it!!

Note to self: Always have the head rest completely down to the drivers seat…do not leave a 3″ gap between the back of your neck and the passenger directly behind you!!!

P.s  Taxi was professional cleaned and is kept clean and tidy everyday!

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