A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada .”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada ?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No”, says the Canadian “A taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
Happy (“,) Mileage,
Cabby Ken
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackI always thought that a taxidermist is the name of a disease. I was wrong!
No it’s not a disease – it’s the doctor who treats the disease
Well Well, I did not know this… Thanks Lin
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