Had a great time driving tonight logged over 300km until..It was 3am, bar rush not quite over. Cabby Ken gets dispatched out of zone, Donavan area to Garson, about a $20 to $30 dollar fare!
Cab at curb side lawyer waiting about 10 min, the only reason I waited this long was somebody in the house flashed their lights, that means they know I’m here, and will be coming out!
So out saunters mr tooo cool jumps in the back seat and slams the door..at this point he is directly behind me. I can’t see him in the rear view, and I ask him if he could slide over to the other side.
This is when it starts, and as I mentioned earlier if your going to have a Fare from Hell it might as well be a short one! He is using his all tooo cool mouth to tell me what an Ass Hole I am, at this point I could smell Shit, and it wasn’t dog shit on his tooo cool shoes..
So Cabby Ken is thinking on his seat, turns around and looks mr cool straight into his dirty brown eyes and say’s “Do you Have any Money”, and I knew he probably did because of his final destination..But this is what he said word 4 word.
“Maybe I do..Maybe I don’t…Maybe I’ll pay you Maybe I won’t”…I’ve never heard that one before, kind of like it now..poopy pants the poet, didn’t like what cabby ken did next!
What would you do?
Cabby Ken drove him home and Pooped on his Lawn?
…Not… Cabby Ken then not so politely told poopy pants that this car was not moving and I would call another Cab for him! Sorry next cabby..But I bet he was nice as shit pie to you..lol
This is when it really started and I wish I had a tape recorder with me so that you could hear everything..Poopy pants called me every name in the book, also that in my next life I would also be a loser cabby..I said gee that would make 3 life times in a row. Poopy pants went on and on with his insults and would not get out of my cab with the 4 rolled down windows!
What would you do?..At 3 am in the morning with mr poopy pants twice the size of you!
Call in the Forces?.....
….Not…Cabby Ken is proud to say, that every thing mr poopy pants said or did bounced right off!! Thats were my daily meditation pays off..for this asshole was one of my worst, and would not get out until the next cab that I called showed up 20 minutes later. And dispatch had no idea what was going on, because he was not worth it!
That being said: A big SHOUT out to…
1st: My 101 dalmatian dog fare..and thank-you for the beverage!
2nd: Ben and partner…You guys are going to be Sudburys next Business Leaders!
3rd: Hulda street fare..with your messed up party..at least your not..too the Kegs next best Sheff!
4th: And to my new Chiropractic friend..contact me re: Essiac I have a plan!
Happy (“,) Mileage,
Cabby Ken
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackGuess you’ll have to start carrying those big adult diapers in your cab now eh? The duties of a cabbie just keep on expanding!!
Ah ken i have been reading your posts for almost the last year! You have a talent, tooo bad the younger generation doesn’t know how to blog..all they do is text shit!
What do we do Cabby Ken?, keep up the good work#
Just to let you know ken, I had a pooper about a month ago in New York. This guy was farting all the way up 12th ave. Windows down, and finally he said..Got to go now! I don’t know about up in Canada, but try and find a free toilet in down town New York?
So i pull over at an Italian Eatery..he jumps out and bolts for the doors!
This is the last time i see him, after waiting a while i go into the Eatery and they tell me washrooms are for paying customers only!
My fare went out the back door, so i follow and could see were he shit all over the alley.
Well at least he didn’t crap in the cab..lol
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