Before I get toooo…NOW THIS IS DRUNK!!!

I’d like to say I had a very Interesting time driving tonight, I could write 10 blogs, and I was only glued to my seat for 10 hours.
So I narrowed it down to three: with a bonus 4 you!!!

1st: Cabby Ken’s fare from Laurentian University to Greyhound..When I picked them up, the Greyhound was already scheduled to leave..in other words they should have missed their bus..New record to bus depot..and when we got there “with 4 way flashers”, late leaving bus was pulling out…but there was no way it was leaving without two more passengers! Bus driver was great and my 2 students were on their way home!(“,)!

2nd: Thumbs down to the fare that stole my Roll up the Rim “winner”..You’re a Loser!!

3rd: and To my last fare, who I picked up at the Cop Shop, who had just got his license back for drinking and driving, and then got busted again..That’s why I picked him up..He did not learn his lesson..And Cabby Ken only agreed to what we talked about, because you were much bigger, drunker er, and definitely madder than me..That being said: To my Last fare, I will not cover for you, you are on your own..and you definitely did not learn your lesson! Hey you just got your License Back..What were you thinking?

Okay I’m going on, but just one more! this is a true story!!!NOW THIS IS DRUNK!!!

A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO — he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over. They check his license and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house around the block. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they’ll be right back and they run around the corner to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Smith is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been there all day.

The police still have his driver’s license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.

Take me drunk I'm home...

True story; told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

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