Yup, you heard that right…In fact I also carry energy drink mixes, candies, matches,knife, kleenex, laughing gas,hand sanitizer and cream, last girlfriends phone #, motion sickness bags, cell phone, mic, night light, bandages,  pain relievers, come to think about it..know wonder my Cabby Bag is so heavy..I carry it all…Now back to the Condoms.  This is the second time cabby ken has gotten $20.00 for a single condom..

To set this story up:)..Imagine your first date, you put on your best face and clothes, and mis matching colored socks. Have a few early cocktails with Mrs wright.  Next you want to impress your friends!..Off to your local bar..Drinks later and a few shooters, she’s looking good! Friends are ignoring ya..

Something is growing in your Jeans, your getting fatter and fatter..Time to pee pee, wipe your ass and call your favorite cabby..lets take this B home..

Get home after tipping your favorite cabby, because he had to listen to your life story in 4 minutes..and the fact you had a 3rd leg and could not walk the block and 1/2..  oh I’m getting ahead of my self…

So Johnny no dick, forgot to buy Condoms..dumb da dumb da dumb…Well just so happens cabby ken carry’s condoms, and at 2 in the morning they are $20.00..supply and demand..

And I can see it right now..Johnny no dick straps on his almost new sock like …and says to his new Beauty..This ones for Cabby Ken dot com…And his new soon to be bride was thinking of me anyway! Oh the Laughing Gas I carry?..Who needs it when you drive a Cab on a Sudbury Saturday Night!
……………………………………………………….Yee Ha……………………………………………………

And a big shout out to my new friends:

Erica the waitress…Your Blog should be dining with erica..

Army Friend…..Good luck with boot camp….Remember your Canadian, and your loved around the world..

Marcel…..It was great to see you again…should of had a video camera for this ride…best ride ever..Thanks

Farmer Friend….Manitoulin Island…good luck with your future wife…and hi to your niece..

Shroud new friend…That was a great story about shrouds invading your camp…If your reading this I would love for you to post it…

Happy (“,) Mileage,

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