The police officer got out of his car as the Cabby who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. ‘I’ve been waiting for you all day,’ the officer said.

The Cabby replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.’

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the Cabby on his way without a ticket.

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So I was pulled over yesterday in a Police road Block. The officer of the day, said my Eye’s looked bloodshot, and asked if i had been Drinking? No i said, Now a little pissed, i stuck my head out my tiny window, looked the officer right in his eye’s and said..Excuse me Sir, but your eye’s look a little glazed over, (see answer below pic)

Have you been eating Donuts?....lol....lol....lol

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