A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Screwed Cab Driver: $5
Broiled Missionary: $7
Fried Explorer: $9
Freshly Baked Conservatives, Liberals, Parti Quebecois, New Democratic or Green Party: $150

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, ‘Why such a huge price difference for the Canadian Politicians?’ The cook replied, ‘Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.’

Note: Let’s all stand up and say NO to this new 13% HST Tax…We are being Eaten Alive! And bye the way this will increase your Taxi Ride as well.
Canadians where is our Back-Bone?

Happy Mileage,

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