Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so Well,
They decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’
‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !
‘WE HAVEN’T EVEN
SWEPT TOGETHER!’
Sounds to me like
she’s ……. !
Been Sweeping
Around!!
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackInteresting Full Moon, Sudbury Saturday Night..Halloween 2009.
Personally Cabby Ken had a Great Time..
Now if you would really like to hear Cabby Stories, try cashing out with them at the end of the night, at the Company Stand!!
This can sometimes be the Most Interesting Part of the night for a Cabby.. The STORIES!!!
So again I invite fellow Cabby’s to share theirs..It wouldn’t be the same if I wrote them All.
That being said..I do have a Rant..We had One to Many Cabby’s have really bad Fare’s..And I don’t mean A-Holes, I mean Life Threatening Fare’s..This has to stop..Sure we can call the Police..Oh ya try calling the Police at 3am on a Week-end Night. If they do show up..your fare is long Gone..They listen to your story, give you an Incident #, and your out of pocket because your not driving!! I could go on..
IDEA: Sudbury has I believe almost a Dozen BY/LAW Officer’s. And believe me they regulate every part of the Taxi business..from drivers smoking, to what You pay on the Meter, “Bet you didn’t know that one”, to taxi’s being fit for the Roads..ect..ect.
My Idea is that the BY/LAW Officer steps in, and follows up on these unnecessary Assaults on Cabby’s..Whether they are Verbal or Physical ones….
Your Thoughts??
Happy Mileage,
Cabby Ken
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