I have received many emails requesting this Joke be posted Again!!
(CABBY Women will LOVE this one!)
A Cabby woman, and a CABBY man, are involved in a CABBY car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one.. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. And either cabby had a Fare in their Cab, God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their CAB’s, the CABBY man is yelling about women drivers.
The CABBY woman says, ‘So, you’re a CABBY man. That’s interesting. I’m a CABBY woman. Wow, just look at our CAB’s! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the CABBY man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…CABBY women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’
The CABBY woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine, that my Last Fair gave me as a Tip didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’ She hands the bottle to the CABBY man.
The CABBY man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the CABBY woman.
The CABBY woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the CABBY man.
The CABBY man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The CABBY woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
MORAL OF THE STORY:
CABBY Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don’t mess with them.
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackHi there,
I remember you Cabby ken, thanks for being so kind to my Grandmother..You not only helped us both into our home/me being disabled. My Grandmother talks of you, all the time.
Thank you
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