I’m a single white female in my mid-twenties, and I have one hellava cabbie story. I had to leave work b/c I was so sick, I had a fever, I dont remember what I had…but I could hardly walk, was beyond nasal and sneezing and half-asleep b/c the cold was sapping so much of my energy…so I take a cab home. The driver starts talking to me, and it started off innocent enough. He had asked about what I do, and I was like ‘I work for a university, consuld, and teach’, I said ‘I’m beyond sick and just want to go home’ I guess that was an open invite into my personal life…the cab driver was like ‘you have a husband? a boyfriend?’ I didnt and said so; b/c I wasnt thinking b/c I couldnt think- I was so damn sick (and told him just b/c I didnt want to get sick in his car b/c he was driving like a nut at first) and out of it on cold medicine. So…he starts in on how ‘I need to work up a sweat, will get toxins out of your system…you have someone to help you??’ at this point I was like WTF?? ‘I can help you feel better if you let me work up a sweat with you’….HOLY SHITE…at that point I was like ‘well, hahaha, I think there’s a friend I can call to ‘help me out in that department’. He was like ‘ooh, I would make you feel so much better’ (we were stuck in traffic on the bridge…so there was no escape at that point) ‘you’re such a smart beautiful woman, I could make you feel so much better…we should work up a good sweat and you’ll be sick no longer’…I just kind of laughed off the offer and insisted my ‘friend’ (who doesnt exist…but I needed a pretend FB at the time…) ‘would come over to help me’ and that it was smart thinking (just trying to say anything non-sexual was damn near impossible) and I’d have to try his idea with my ‘friend’. By the end of the ride he somehow managed to parlay the color of my nipples into the conversation (I think he asked my nationality and I asked him his b/c that seemed innocuous…wrong!!!!…I was 4 or so blocks from home but had him drop me off a few blocks away as I didnt want him seeing where I actually lived (yeah, I’m paranoid).

Mind you- this was at about 1:00 maybe 2 in the afternoon…this wasnt some middle of the night thing…

Hope that makes the cut for your set of stories…it sure had me reeling.